| | myLot Discussions| Johnson's Travel | | Yeah,he's now trying to save some money so that he can afford a very beautiful girlfriend in the near future because he,you know,will be 35 next year and after all this fellow has been single ever since he kissed and parted company with his former plain girl 23 years ago.then and there,John had made up his mind to salt away half of his salary,hoping someday he could win a more smart,intelligent,well-proportioned,and***y lady as his wife who would be his side all his life... but last week,the relatively well-off bachelor credited the real estate agency's account US$400,000,nearly 70% of his total deposit over the years,for his new apartment,for he thought a decent apartment of one's own is after all a must among the pre-conditions to meet if one desires to win successfully his fancy girl.Now with this all-new apartment in the suburbs of New York city...Mr. John Johnson's longn cherished dream is one big step nearer! Oh, money,money,honey, h...Then,early one morning when i just got to the office,i heard Mr.Johnson greeting me as he walked in,"hey,man,how's your weekend?""oh,just as boring as the last one.nothing to do,indeed.so i'd been watching the vidoes again. and you?"... | |
| | Good samaritan gets jaywalking ticket! | | A bus driver in Colorado, got off of his bus two help two elderly ladies cross the street when a truck came speeding at them. He managed to save the two ladies but when he woke up in the hospital with broken bones and a messed up face, he found out the Colorado State Trooper who attended the accident had issued him a citation for jaywalking! The driver of the truck was ticketed for failure to maintain control of his vehicle. I think the trooper was wrong to cite this man! What do you think? dream is one big step nearer! Oh, money,money,honey, h...Then,early one morning when i just got to the office,i heard Mr.Johnson greeting me as he walked in,"hey,man,how's your weekend?""oh,just as boring as the last one.nothing to do,indeed.so i'd been watching the vidoes again. and you?" i replied listlessly in a prolonged voice."Well, i went to the Single's Club party on Saturday night.""Oh,really? so you're now thinking of finding yourself a girlfriend? i know you salt way half of your salary each month,buddy.was it much fun?" rejoined i,seemingly more interested in the topic now."Yeah,just all right.you know,i talked with three... | |
| | helping others got hima ticket! | | http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090226/ap_on_fe_st/odd_good_samaritan_ticketed"DENVER – A good Samaritan who helped push three people out of the path of a pickup truck before being struck and injured has gotten a strange reward for his good deed: A jaywalking ticket.Family members said 58-year-old bus driver Jim Moffett and another man were helping two elderly women cross a busy Denver street in a snowstorm when he was hit Friday night.Moffett suffered bleeding in the brain, broken bones, a dislocated shoulder and a possible ruptured spleen. He was in serious but stable condition Wednesday.The Colorado State Patrol issued the citation. Trooper Ryan Sullivan said that despite Moffett's intentions, jaywalking contributed to the accident.Moffett had been driving his bus when the two women got off. In the interest of safety, he got out and, together with another passenger, helped the ladies cross.Moffett's stepson, Ken McDonald, said the driver of the pickup plowed into his stepfather, but not before Moffett pushed the two women out of the way.When he awoke in intensive care, he learned of the ticket. "His reaction was dazed and confused. I was a little... | |
| | "Fresno" is not a state | | Ok, this is a discussion I meant to start a couple weeks ago but totally forgot about it until - now for some strange reason.A few weeks ago, my husband and I were at this little restaurant having lunch. They had a bar and one of the football games that was on was Fresno State vs Colorado State. Well, I looked at my husband, and being the little-miss-devils-advocate, I told him that Fresno's not a state so it shouldn't be called Fresno State. It could be California State at Fresno, because that's right. He said it didn't matter because what it means is that it's a STATE college. So I repeated that is should be California State at Fresno. He didn't like that at all and said "What about Towson State, that's not a state". Nope it's not! And maybe it should be Maryland State at Towson. There's University of Maryland at Baltimore, why can't there be Maryland State at Towson? Now, I was just being a smart-a$$ because it struck me as funny. But wouldn't you know it, a minute later, there's someone in the stands (oh, I think the game was at Colorado State) holds up a sign that says "Fresno's not a state". I about died laughing!!! My husband was just rolling his eyes.Do things like... | |
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